This dog is my spirit animal
The Oatmeal drew my dog at PAX. Nailed it.
Great parking job mate
Is your car insurance rate too high? Well have I got a deal for you
this dog looks like it teaches karate
Chocolate Ice Cream
the strongest engine there is
I told him I was proposing…
This kid is already cooler than me
My dogs look like they are about to drop the hottest mix tape of 2016.
The expectation of your driver’s license photo v.s. the one you end up getting stuck with.
Amusement park squirrel climbed in a trashcan, dug out a fry, then sprawled out to eat it
The last of Hermine came through. Broken pink chair from the side of the road: 4. Walmart chairs: 0
I compare you to a kiss from a rose…
Evil potato smiley hiding amongst the rest of the pack.
Let the pugs control you
“If I can’t eat it then it’s not important! “
My cat is an asshole
Hey girl can’t talk, I’m at work. What do I do? Uhh it’s kind of hard to explain
Best part of working day
A table for four please!
Oh no you don’t!