When you’re supposed to be claiming souls, but her fabric is out of this world.
Waiting for me under my windshield wiper.
Some kids note got confescated and the teacher started giggling.
By day he is Bruce, but by night…
Picture of Brad Pitt after paying child support.
Chris Pratt, everybody.
Chocolate for a dog? Why don’t you go straight for arsenic, Spot?
Daughter asked the Costco guy to draw a mermaid when he checked our receipt. He handed it back and muttered an apology to my wife…
To all the floridians who like to post pics of warm weather while other states are in a snow storm.
With the clown epidemic upon us, let us not forget the boy who tried to warn us this day would come.
A short story.
When you’ve lived in Florida all your life.
Missed Noah’s Ark? No problem!
My buddy wore his Wu Tang t-shirt to work today.
how to get over your fear of clowns.
My friend’s cat looks like clint eastwood.
We recently moved our office building. Pooping at work just got a little more awkward.
Starting to think Matthew is coming to Orlando for my dog.
Vintage Ads Were the Best Ads.
I love my hometown lol.
Take a shot.