“I’m a computer.”
TIL that this exists.
Jabba hobo Jimi hohoho.
This guy has his priorities sorted.
Just a normal day at the office…
Who’s a good speaker?
Halloween level 9000.
I put this in the drain at the front of my house.
My sons first picture with flash on.
King of the hamburgers.
Pizza regret is universal….
Dear Diary, It is day 9, and they still think I am a tree trunk.
Was hiding in the woods and found someone to hang out with.
Burger King dresses up as McDonald’s for Halloween.
Mayan Pyramid Fires Energy Beam Into the Sky or iPhone Sensor Glitch? YOU PICK!
She thought she was going to get bread for Halloween.
Yo soy Pablo Emilio Escobar Gaviria.
New movie coming soon.
Coworker brought a stuffed raccoon to the office and has been running around with it.
Squirrel goes nuts.