In 2008 my mom instructed me to “sober up” and send my own Christmas cards to family and friends. Here’s every year since, including a brand new one for 2016.
when you get a tattoo at age 11
Things I hate
Battled egg stealing rat for months. Once killed, I gave it the memorial it deserved.
And here I thought his brother was a giraffe.
Give the people what they want
If the holidays have taught me one thing.
Smog couldn’t stop Chinese Tai Chi master from his morning routine
Dogs are man’s best friend.
Do you ever say something and instantly regret it?
For the person who is over shadowed by a sibling.
yesterday was an interesting day at school.
A christmas carol
So I was trying out the plot twist generator…
Grammars is hard!
My Aunt’s lil joke for the next person that tears up the carpet in her home.
Running a bit late
I hope to one day reach this level of dad jokes