Only one semester down….
Sign in a taxi cab
My wife’s microwave at work demands sacrifice.
I aim to be this couple someday
The worst dad in the entirety of the United States is selling his daughter’s car…
How to conduct yourself gracefully at a funeral.
This is why it’s important to learn percentages, kids…
Today’s job hunter versus human resources
My change jar is three quarters full.
I do phone repairs and a client’s phone alarm went off while I was waiting for her to pick up the phone
It took 9 minutes.
Safety Scorpion is safe.
To the little boy who made his pet weasel a cart out of k’nex and dragged it round Waitrose on a lead
When the chocolates get too real
It’s almost too perfect
The creators of Cyanide & Happiness drew this up for my brother
Dealer: “Whatcha want?” This guy: “Yes please.”
Straight and to the point!
My girlfriend recently started working nights. I’ve been waking up to a lot of worrying texts.
I just want one byte!
He will be a good dad
My friend crashed my car, and I filled out my Geico survey saying only thing that was missing was cookies. I got cookies today!