How dare you.
Was wondering why my wife was giggling when she asked me to change the air filters…
When you need every last drop to get through class.
“Yeah I did it. What’re you gonna do about it?”
That moment you realize you aren’t a kid anymore.
Get some winter sun they said, go to Spain they said.
I fucked up.
What is inside.
Now I’m safe.
Damn! what kind of conditioner she use.
Parenthood at its best.
Found my next truck. I’m excited.
Just a splinkle…
Got a new phone case.
My buddy might be a little too into his dachshund.
Very subtle Neil Patrick Harris.
What would you do.
I remember where I was…The day the portal opened…And they entered our world….
so what had happened was…
She is growing up so fast.