Mechanic mate just shared this photo of a client’s car. The client claimed his leg got sore, so he used his hand to accelerate instead.
she insisted that she held the poster for the photo.
Just an observation.
Just got my new smartwatch.
When mom isn’t home.
Now that I know people will believe anything I’ve decided to go ahead and market my new line of products.
Finally a 9am lecture that I would actually attend!!
If it fits..aw,shits..
My wife sent me this picture of the hotel we are staying at with the caption “I’m glad they serve wine to ghosts, no discrimination”
When it’s your birthday and people really like you.
Just a couple of cereal killers.
Best use of wallpaper.
Horrified that it’s her second birthday.
Now I’ve got some words about that pancake house, let me tell you…
Chipmunk and Tweety.
Breakfast on the run.
My cousin is protesting this grueling 3 hour long bar mitzvah by sleeping on the floor. I’m slightly jealous. Not featured: his pissed off mom.
“Not sure who’s got a better fan base…”
Some people have a Ring Bearer…. We had a Ring Llama.
Where are they now?
Why you can still come in to work when it snows…
Glenn Danzig leading the way.
An alien took my job.