My cat is an idiot but adorable.
We live very close to the pet store and visit regularly. Today when my dog disappeared I knew where to find her. Too bad she can’t read.
The perfect Valentines Day card?
The Minion murder rate has just gone up.
Thank you plastic bag for the company.
Got a new pet today.
Crystal energy non-believers, can you feel the power in crystals now?
This shoe saved my life!
The US in 2018.
I opened a bag of chips.
“Could you not leave your beard hair in the sink?”
I’m so comfortable right now…
Live in Canada, can confirm.
Meanwhile in Turkey.
German Shepherd forgot how to dog.
Focus with snow mustache.
some next level shit.
Surveillance around the world.
The sign says it all – NYC Subway.
Best $2 I ever spent.
“Doctor mentioned some dry chicken prescription”.