Happy Valentines Day.
Turns out my great aunt was Harry Potter.
Scrubs becomes relevant again this day every year.
So I saw this parked in front of work when I was leaving….
An Outback pulling an Outback, stopped to eat at Outback, parked outback.
Parked next to this.
My owner is retard.
That cool mom who drove a minivan and always bought beer for us.
Girlfriend called dominos to send me a surprise heart-shape Valentine’s Day pizza while I’m on a business trip.
Saw a guy hauling ass in the mcdonalds drive through.
My friend’s Deerhound is a cross between Snoop Dogg and Falcor.
Here’s to another 65 million years!
“I have a friend who insisted on dressing up like a clown for his family pic back when he was like 8 and it’s my favorite picture ever.”
The Lego Batman helmet is officially the worst lego to step on.
Get yourself a girlfriend, they said. It would be fun, they said.
Caught my cat yawning and it looks like she’s seen something shocking!
Me on Valentine’s Day.
When the server comes to the table while you’re chomping on your food & asks if everything’s okay and you’re just like.
This Valentines card from my wife.
I’m closing tonight at work, and my fiancé sent me this picture of my cat. We just moved to our new apartment, and he has had trouble adjusting, but had a fascination with a hole he discovered in our kitchen. His name is Louie, and I adore him.