Elf Eyes

They must have hired my grandfather in their marketing department

pornography harms

Police harassment

true story

Someone’s having a rough morning.

Proud.

Tamagotchi

Giving up

Hail Mary.

When your calf looks like a nut sack

We are BORG! Resistance is futile!

Seems like I need to get Abandoned

Not worth the risk

H…how?

Excuse me…

My wife’s Hawaiian panorama shot of her dad didn’t turn out as expected

This guy gets it. Keep the Scots out.

The Teleturbans

I’m a real homemaker.

Today in History

So here’s a hundred.

I finally bought one of those “smart watches” everyone is always talking about.

“I’ll do it. I swear to god, I’ll do it.”

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