An email we got this morning at the Animal Hospital I work at.
Knowledge is nothing without wisdom
So this just happened on national television here in The Netherlands
I was running late for work and couldn’t find her leash, this is how I walked my dog this morning.
Well…someone was a horrible parent.
I told him we could go to the toy store AFTER the movie:(
Apparently my daughter is going to be a homeless cavewoman when she grows up.
don’t let go
When you’re trying to pet your dog and they leave the room
The Super Bowl…
The difference between boys and girls.
Well that’s a wrap on my New Year’s resolution.
I left some fake music albums at a Los Angeles music store
This would have been handy a couple years ago.
I don’t have a job, but still.
A coworker sent me this. I’m sure she didn’t make it but here are some “alternate phrases” that might be useful to you.
OK is not an acceptable word.
New Slow cooker!
When you realise their parents are dead……
follow the rainbow
The hammer of justice is unisex