My sister and her boyfriend are heading up to our cabin tomorrow night, so I left them a present for when they turn on the lights.
Good Boy.
We were looking through old pictures of me when my wife started laughing and got the dog’s flea pills from the cupboard.
A deer hiding behind a sign.
I asked my wife if she could crochet me a ‘Sentinel’ from ‘The Matrix’. She’s never seen the movie.
Mom? You’ve made a huge mistake!
Weird Wiener Dog and German Shepherd mix breed.
My eight year old brother just finished decorating his room.
It’s taken 9 years, 3 months and 3 days, but I leveled up as a dad, today.
Is so professional!
K-K-Kolgate.
Lazy girlfriend is lazy.
Valentines is coming up! Got a date? Me:
Close enough.
There are two cows in this car.
Our cat pushes my wife off her pillow every night.
The German chancellor a football coach and a drag queen walk into a room.
Doggos With Attitude.
Art school restroom notes.
World’s most unimpressed cat.
LPT: A fun way to recycle an empty toilet paper roll is to use it to turn yourself into the moon.
Dogs underwater.
“This is the last cookie. Please don’t let your sister see you eating it.”
Sharks with human teeth make me laugh.
I can relate.
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