My nephew tried to escape from his room last night, got stuck, was too tired to call for help, and promptly fell asleep there for the rest of the night.
It took me a few seconds to realize this wasn’t a gorilla walking on the beach.
Who lives in a pineapple under the street?
The Gingerbread Man.
When you pull your earphones from the pocket.
It’s his “I just farted look”.
Searched Google for metalhead animals, was not disappointed..
The Relationship Between The Top Comment And The Post That Is Heading To The Front Page…
Foul play detected.
Some people see the Virgin Mary in everyday objects…
Bavarias most prominent minister and his wife during carnival.
The resort I’m staying at knows how to punish parents…
“How old is your child?”
Spotted outside a London pub.
You swerve to avoid a squirrel. Unknown to you, the squirrel pledges a life debt to you. In your darkest hour, the squirrel arrives.
Thanks for the warning.
Kanye West at the airport and a Fan.
So apparently Lego heads are the same size as .45 ACP
The Horse Man!
The more you know…
T-Rex diving for prey, after 65,000,000 years and 2,400 seconds attempting the perfect photoshop.
When your mamma’s a pitbull but your daddy is a corgie…