How to speak fluent Italian.

The 12 year old in me laughs uncontrollably when I read this book to my son.

My parents are at a casino that has a promotion going on where you win a free pasta dinner if you get a 4 of a Kind. This was their free pasta dinner.

I remember this scene differently

Running gag.

He’s the hero Gotham needs right meow.

Roofieyo.

What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?

Night out—> Moring after.

Was skyping with the gf when the Hedgehog saluted me.

Unlike YALL, I get my news from a reliable source.

Walk across at your own risk.

How drunk girls look at 3 am waiting for their carne asada fries.

good game.

Mom gave me this amazing card for my bday

New Black Metal Band Name

Hen.

A small moral dilemma I came across today.

The Ark of the Condiments

“We don’t care… Fuck you.”

You like jazz?

Billboard for local gym just got an update.

I think this is a fact!

My puppy sleeps in strange positions and I’m an unappreciated artist.

Karma is an asshole.

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