How to speak fluent Italian.
The 12 year old in me laughs uncontrollably when I read this book to my son.
My parents are at a casino that has a promotion going on where you win a free pasta dinner if you get a 4 of a Kind. This was their free pasta dinner.
I remember this scene differently
He’s the hero Gotham needs right meow.
What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Night out—> Moring after.
Was skyping with the gf when the Hedgehog saluted me.
Unlike YALL, I get my news from a reliable source.
Walk across at your own risk.
How drunk girls look at 3 am waiting for their carne asada fries.
Mom gave me this amazing card for my bday
New Black Metal Band Name
A small moral dilemma I came across today.
The Ark of the Condiments
“We don’t care… Fuck you.”
You like jazz?
Billboard for local gym just got an update.
I think this is a fact!
My puppy sleeps in strange positions and I’m an unappreciated artist.
Karma is an asshole.