Sweet old man at the beach: “Would you like me to take a photo of you two love birds?” My wife: “Yes please!” Nailed it.
“OH, Dear… Honey. I think they’re about to blow up the plane. God help us.
I know he’s around here somewhere
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How to live your life
“Ehhhh, what are ya, a wiseguy?”
I thought ordering my dog a birthday cake would be a waste of money… Her reaction was worth every penny.
Master Splinter spotted
When a Billionaire lost a bet
Jerry, you lucky bastard. Gotta be the best job on the planet.
It’s because he’s German..
How to stay relaxed in traffic
Check surroundings for safety.
My friend works at petsmart as and this is the face the dog makes after shitting in its room
Leaked image of Belle’s offspring in Beauty and the Beast 2.
How to make an elephant using only your cat
My wife asked me to sort some chocolate rocks by color. I am color blind. This is the result.
when you’re unemployed and need gas for your car
Doggo still sleepin where he used to fit as pupper
Maybe just don’t have so many kids.
Dave Wants His Money
My son tells me he made a home theater…
Chipmunk and Tweety
He will understand.